Glimpses of Dettmer have been rare in recent years. Many have speculated that The Master is dead. Others merely think he's drunk and too ornery to make contact with those he hates ( 'most all of ya!).
For many years, however, a secret society has met regularly, channeling the energy of The Master with ceremonial ritual and psychoactive potions. It has been revealed to certain of these Keepers of the Blind Rage (as they are known) that The Master has looked down (or up) from his resting place and has seen that their efforts were good.
And behold, he has sent them a sign!
We have been given dispensation to reveal certain aspects of The Miracle to you who have been infernally guided to this site.
You are about to witness the living Power of The Master!
Below, are pictured the current Keepers of the Blind Rage in the act of actually summoning the spirit of The Master. Note carefully the ceremonial glasses of beer placed as an offering to an icon of The Angry One.
Below is a closeup of the Altar of Dettmer. Observe the time. Notice that the glasses of beer are perfectly filled. The Keepers of the Blind Rage have been relentlessly channeling The Master for nearly 2 hours and the Angry power is building to a crescendo.
Watch the miracle unfold over the next several photographs! Note the times on the clock.
None can doubt that The Angry One has seen the offering of the Keepers of the Blind Rage and that it was good! And he drank it all! Good!
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