JR is a NEW FATHER!!!!

January 9, 2002

Has success gone to their heads? As these revealing photos show, the sold out show at LeMays on New Year's Eve was a wild event. Saxman Patterson (who has reportedly quit his job at Menards to pursue "other interests"--we all know what THAT means!) was caught by the camera flagrantly pounding down a 2nd beer. Stand-in Flapper (see Harold's bio) went out of control, ripping the flesh from several fingers during a glissando. It's commonly believed that he had way too much coffee that night. The question is, can the band hold on as it receives it's belated and much-deserved accolades without dissolving into a frenzy of debauchery. Many of the Pharaohs are, after all, in the right age bracket for a mid-life crisis!